Friday, March 11, 2005

The REAL Folk Blues

This is the actual profile for Trevor Record, so don't even bother looking at the Blogger bullshit. Of course, no one can really know me completely. Even Blake, one of my closest comrades during College, only knows so much. This should be a sufficient supplement for anyone who really needs to know some background information on this sketchy Trevor character.

They say that I came in like a big gust of wind on the 5th of October, 1985. Big gust of wind actually isn't all that accurate, I had birthing troubles. I am nothing if not a survivor, so a few bruises and a dose of jaundice never slowed me down for long. Apparently there are a myriad of problems caused by difficult births. Two days later the Achille Lauro was hijacked by Palestinians. Last year, Maurice Wilkins died on October 5. Coincidence? No.

I've spent my entire life as one of the few people in BC who was born there. When very young I lived up north in Prince George, the rest of the time I've lived in the suburban lower-mainland (Vancouver) area. I've been to over half the states in the US, but have never seen any of Canada further Alberta. The furthest I've ever strayed from home is Mexico.

Right now I'm working for a QA contractor company. I'm not supposed to talk about where I work or what I do, but I can say this much; video games. I can also say this much; it isn't anywhere near as much fun as you might think. I'm busy looking for an apartment these days, but I still take classes from time to time (being all young and yearnin' for learnin'). I'm going to be taking some courses part-time at UBC next fall.

I'm a pretty big fan of music, like many people who have functioning eardrums. A secret that some may not realize is that most of the titles of my posts are song lyrics, and usually have something to do with the topic. Can you guess what they are all from? Doubtful, and if you can that's just sort of unsettling so please keep it to yourself. I can play several instruments, but I am not amazing with any of them. I'm also a big fan of video games, politics, and angry debates that involve juvenile name calling.


I've listed my contact information below. Feel free to use them if you ever feel like chatting, exchanging illegal stolen files, making marriage arrangements, or cussing and spitting.
Email: guarana_mc@hotmail.com
Messenger: guarana_mc@hotmail.com
AIM: guarana212
Yahoo: is not used, ever.

Below is a blurry picture of me. It is the most recent I have, so blurriness will be forgiven.

TEH SEX0RZ

8 Comments:

Blogger Captain Kyle said...

Real folk blues = muddy waters

i own that cd, but it's mysteriously missing...

6/23/05 2:25 PM  
Blogger LC said...

you post on 'moo!' seem pretty cool.

btw you look pretty hot

lauren

:)

7/29/05 5:43 PM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

You have a touch of the Donnie Darko about you.

Perhaps i'll stalk you in a big bunny costume just for my own sick entertainment.

12/9/05 4:19 AM  
Blogger LP Roxon said...

You look wierd...




stop looking at me that way!

5/25/06 4:15 PM  
Blogger benjibopper said...

i have a real folk blues by john lee hooker - i think it's a re-release record label isn't it?

looks like jared leto to me.

6/2/06 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*in a Fanny Brice voice* Hello, gorgeous.

Do you ever feel like stalkinga stranger? They probably care less than those you actuall know. I wonder whether you care when people claim they're gonna stalk you. I won't. Instead, I'll have sick fantasies of stalking you.

Have a nice day?

6/5/06 9:10 PM  
Blogger Grace said...

Slightly stalking you, hope that is OK.

2/14/07 6:40 PM  
Blogger Trevor Record said...

Man this is such an old profile at this point. Please ignore it, internet stalkers!

3/12/08 1:10 PM  

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